no, im serious…i was made to please 
i’m a natural born man pleaser and i’ll do just about anything to keep a smile on my man’s face. he loves it when i dress up in my naughty maid outfit and do some cleaning. licking his cock clean is my specialty!
i bet most of you didn’t know that i’m half irish. can you guess which half? 
dave is irish and shortly after we met he gave me the line “do you have any irish in you?”. he thought for sure i’d say “no” and then his reply would have been “want some?” it’s an oldie but still funny. it was even funnier when i said “yes”…lol
my pussy was horny all day and i couldn’t wait to go for a ride on my “hammer” vibrator! you have to watch closely when i’m on this toy because i cum fast!
what did you guys do for paddy’s day?
we went to the tilted kilt as a last minute thing last night after my live camshow and had an awesome time!
we had front row seats to watch the band and before i knew it i was up there with them. what do they put in green beer anyway? lol
one question…who has better boobs, me or the lead singer? 
yup, it’s still the wild-west here in arizona and we love our guns! some like them more than others like thomas from amateur allure who brought out his arsenal including his MP5 full-auto.
dave and i go to the range quite a bit but i’ve never fired anything like that before. i was a little nervous at first but i really liked it!
i love going to basketball games and each time i go i wonder why i don’t go to more of them. i feed off the energy!
what’s better than watching a good game while eating a $6 hotdog and $10 beer…lol
it was worth it for one guy! during half-time, a fan made the half-court basket for $77,000! i’ve never seen anything like that before and i can’t get over the reaction of the crowd when he made it! here’s the youtube video of the shot…
i can’t wait until i can afford to sponsor my own “Chica” drag car!
maybe we can go halves on one
this was my first time at the drags and i never knew how loud those cars are…OMG! i could feel the vibration going all through my body
i was saving this bikini for a gun shooting video but i couldn’t wait so here it is!
we bought an underwater case for our small point-and-shoot camera so we can take it scuba diving but we found another use for it.
while dave was filming what was going on above the water, the small camera was getting all the action goin on down below!
my new “helper” was working overtime to try and kick my ass but if you want to please me you literally have to “kiss my ass”!
men in my office are nothing but pieces of meat there for my amusement and pleasure.
i made this one stand there while i statisfied myself with his cock. he couldn’t hold onto his load long enough so i fired him! next…
