have you ever had a Horny Guest or guests visit your house? you know, the kind that sneak off into another room or bathroom to fool around. well, i’m that kind of guest and i always carry a toy in my purse so if you take your eye off me i’m going to sneak away for some naughty fun! i get super horny after a few drinks so house parties are like foreplay for me 🙂
as a young girl i started out humping stuffed animals and then moved onto pillows. my parents would catch me humping things and tell me to stop but i was confused. how could something that felt so good be bad?
i never stopped, i just became an expert at hiding it and the fear of getting caught taught me that i had to have very fast orgasms. when i started humping something i didn’t mess around and i could cum in less than a minute. i remember being able to cum within 10 seconds! i later learned that a rolled up pair of socks was the perfect size and shape to hump my clit on. i could grind my hips and it would roll around underneath me but stay in position to bring myself to orgasm. the best part is it was a camouflaged sex toy that i could leave laying around anywhere! i’m a big girl now so i moved onto bigger and better things like huge dildos, vibrators and butt-plugs but i never forget where i came from…wink-wink! i still enjoy Humping my Pillow.
